(not)SAFE

Irresponsible Products for an Unsustainable future

V.01 ------------------ WELCOME TO (not)SAFE ------------------ // THE SHOP IS OPEN.

Nº001 / INTRO

At (not)SAFE, we're landfill-forward, carbon-enthusiastic, and ethically ambiguous. Not as a cause. We just didn't organize around the other adjectives. The supply chain is traceable to a P.O. box in a jurisdiction we haven't looked up. Products are small-batch adjacent, machine-stamped, and offset entirely by vibes.

Potentially worse for the planet... and maybe worse for you, honestly.

Working across tees, caps, hoodies, and objects — a short run of irresponsible products for an unsustainable future.

Nº002 / SHOP

When a size is gone, it is gone. We aren't keeping a waitlist.

Nº003 / CLAIMS

Landfill-forward, carbon-enthusiastic, and ethically ambiguous. We didn't schedule a meeting about it.

Nº001

Landfill-forward

It isn't circular. We didn't design it to be. When it's done, it's done.

Nº002

Carbon-enthusiastic

Offset by vibes. We didn't buy the other kind of offset. We also didn't make a point of not buying it.

Nº003

Ethically ambiguous

Sourced from wherever was cheapest. We don't have a longer answer.

Nº004

Certified by us, for us

Self-certified. Vibes-verified. Compliant with our own internal standards. Winner of an award we invented.

Nº004 / OPEN

The shop is open. That's the information.