Nº001
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old jersey
$58.00
Apparel
V.01 ------------------ WELCOME TO (not)SAFE ------------------ // THE SHOP IS OPEN.
Nº001 / INTRO
At(not)SAFE,we'renotresponsiblefortheenvironment,yourhealth,humanrights,orfairtradeagreements.We'dbeterribleatthat.Whilewemayseemethicallyambiguous,realisticallywe'rejustnotgoingtolietoyouandpretendtobealtruisticormakingeffortstodoanygoodintheworldwithoutataxbreakattached.Allotherbrandsarethesame,trustus.Infact,themoreethicalacompanytellsyoutheyare,themorelikelythey'reprobablysecretlypayingtohavechildrenina3rdworldcountrybeatpuppieswithbagsofcoffeestolenfrommarginalizedfarmsrunbynativetribesoppressedbyapuppetgovernmentorsomething....(probably).Whenyoubuyourproductsitcomeswithonlyonepromise:youaregettingaproductwethinkisgoodforapricethatwethinkyou'llpaywithabsolutelyzeroconsiderationgiventothenegative(orpositive)impactsitcouldhaveontheworld,you,theCatholicchurch,...yougetit.It'snotthatwehatetheenvironment(althoughwequestionifitexistsatall)orwantimmigrantstobetakenadvantageofinasweatshop(but,tobeclearweAREINDIFFERENTiftheyare),it'sjustthattomakeourproductswefoundthatwedidn'tneedtoorwanttoputanythoughtintoanti-climateorimmigrant-denial.Ifwedidwe'dbesomethingdifferentandyou'dgosomewhereelsetobuyawesomestuff.Sowe'llletnerdsfigureouthowtokeeptherainforestfromburningandwe'lldoourpartbynotputtinganounceofthoughtintoit(thoughwehopewearen'tcontributing...again...wedon'tcareifweare....---noteinasmallwaygottathinkweare---).So,happytopastebuzzwordsatyoubutinsteadwe'rehonest;butpleasedon'tbuyanythingfromusbecauseofthat.Wewouldabsolutelydeceiveyouifwethoughtitwasbetter
Potentiallyworsefortheplanet...andmaybeworseforyou,honestly.
We're a brand first; which means if you don't buy anything it's your fault. The brand did it's job. Eventually we'll slap our name on something you want.
Nº002 / SHOP
When a size is gone, it is gone. We aren't keeping a waitlist.
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Mission
Unless we can avoid it, ~25-45% of all our sales go to taxes, which probably funds wars and fraud. Anyway, we're keeping the rest. We didn't schedule a meeting to talk about corporate responsibility; in fact we didn't schedule a meeting to talk about anything. No one here talks to each other. We're not patting ourselves on the back and neither should you.
Nº001
Zero Social Responsibility
We don't recycle, we don't care who makes our products, and assume the environment is being harmed anyway. So, we're not likely to make a difference and promise never to try.
Nº002
Carbon-Curious
We don't recycle, we don't care who makes our products, and assume the environment is being harmed anyway. So, we're not likely to make a difference and promise never to try.
Nº003
Cruelty-Neutral
We don't want to explicitly do harm with our practices, but we don't want to know if we are, ya know.